- Name: Amarie
- Department of Origin: General CS/OB/Retention
- Date of Birth: 06-08-1989
- Race: Elf
- Class: Monk
- Magical Artifact: her trusty Botox needle for those on the go injections
- Birthplace: Born in the land of Hushful. It's nice and quiet there, we dont bother our neighbours and we only send texts. Calling people without notice is strictly prohibited.
- Name: Bal'Draggenmerth
- Department of Origin: Design Team
- Date of Birth: 01-01-1900
- Race: Dragonborn
- Class: Warlock
- Magical Artifact: A Fireblankie
- Birthplace: Tintagel
- Bonus: He owns a pet rooster/capybara called Bob, with a tall can of beer.
- Name: Bobby Bureaucracy
- Department of Origin: HR/Billing/Collections
- Date of Birth: 10-31-1946
- Race: Halfling
- Class: Sorcerer
- Magical Artifact: The Coinpurse of Infinite Wealth. Whenever Bobby reaches into the Coinpurse of Infinite Wealth, he can pull out an endless supply of perfectly legal and genuine coins in the local currency. The pouch never runs out of coins, making Bobby seemingly rich beyond measure.
- Birthplace: the town of "Red Tapeville," a place where every form has a form, and the bureaucracy runs so deep that even the local pigeons file flight plans
- Bonus: Has a gold tooth, a cane, and a ring on every finger.
- Name: Captain Kooshla Poosinki
- Department of Origin: Sales
- Date of Birth: 01-01-1901
- Race: Gnome
- Class: Bard
- Magical Artifact: A crate full of magical potions so he can easily make sales by influencing people with potions and they also have a golden lute to play songs with!
- Birthplace: A gigantic Moneytree surrounded by a scrooge mcduck style lake full of coins!
- Bonus: Very muscular. Very Sexy. Also has cool boots. Also stray cats follow them around cause he smells like tuna.
- Name: Duck without the K
- Department of Origin: Marketing
- Date of Birth: 11-01-1955
- Race: Giant duck
- Class: Barbarian
- Magical Artifact: A cat named Fidel
- Birthplace: The Mystical Rice fields of Linq Nao
- Bonus: Duck without the K is a duck
- Name: Nori Wagglecrag
- Department of Origin: Website Coordinator
- Date of Birth: 09-01-1900
- Race: Gnome
- Class: Druid
- Magical Artifact: A Bumblebee bouqet
- Birthplace: Rainbowleaf Grove
- Bonus: Very agile and uses nature as her own personal jungle gym!
- Name: Saltine Smith
- Department of Origin: Content
- Date of Birth: 01-22-1820
- Race: Halfling
- Class: Bard
- Magical Artifact: A Sunstone that makes you win every adventure!
- Birthplace: A boat full of books and holes
- Bonus: Has a parrot named "Neal" and Saltine is allergic to Shellfish AND they also have Scurvy!
- Name: taR Hamlin
- Department of Origin: Tech Support
- Date of Birth: 06-06-1866
- Race: Lizardfolk
- Class: Druid
- Magical Artifact: A flail but at the end is a spikey computer mouse.
- Birthplace: The sewers beneath the Tech Republic
- Bonus: Can summon rats
- Name: Viviera Moon
- Department of Origin: Local
- Date of Birth: 10-31-1717
- Race: Elf
- Class: Sorcerer
- Magical Artifact: The Deck of many thing
- Birthplace: The Kingdom of Fairies, where everything is magical! The land is a range of pastel colours. There are mountains and forests and beautiful lush gardens. The outside of the castle is covered in sparkling white fairy dust. When you enter the kingdom, you grow fairy wings.
- Bonus: They have a bird that travels with them at all times and they can communicate with this bird!
- Name: Yurp McNurple
- Department of Origin: Opening
- Date of Birth: 10-31-1969
- Race: Lizardfolk
- Class: Bard
- Magical Artifact: Magical flute that has a spikey end for up close melee combat if need be.
- Birthplace: Glizzy Garden, Hot dogs grow on vegetation - bushels of glizzys are the main source of income with neighboring nations. Rivers of gravy flow through the capitol. Many Cash Cows as Lizardfolk only drink milk and they drink 1L at a time
- Bonus: Yurp says "YURRRRRRRRP" a lot and bathes in hot dog water
